Beth (1-3-4)
Appearances: Battle 87 (As Maria's Corpse); Battle 88; Battle 89 (As Maria's Living Corpse); Battle 90 Battle 92; Battle 95; Battle 124; Battle 129
"i don't remember anything from before i woke but i enjoyed playing pidgeys and spearows with bobby until he stopped moving"
Beth began life under unfortunate circumstances. When she woke up for the first time, her two dads didn't seem particularly happy, one of them in particular seemed to expect her to remember stuff from before she was born. Then the kid who asked her to play tag died when she tagged him, before two people she didn't recognize were very upset when they saw her, and the building she was in was set aflame by a baying mob. She's past all that now, and she and her two dads are settling down in Johto, both having accepted that she's not the person they were expecting her to be.
Known Pokémon:
Staryu
Appearances: Battle 70; Battle 76; Battle 81; Battle 86; Battle 92
Big Bro Jacob (1-1-4)
Appearances: Battle 17; Battle 20; Battle 24; Battle 34; Battle 35; Narrator is Missing; Battle 133; Battle 137
"See you soon, little bud."
A Big Brother type trainer. Jacob is the elder brother of Youngster Ben, and was caught by Youngster Joey until his younger brother rescued him.
Known Pokémon:
Bidoof
Appearances: Battle 17; Battle 20; Battle 24; Battle 34; Narrator is Missing
Grindstone
Appearances: Battle 17; Battle 20; Battle 28; Battle 34; Battle 54; Narrator is Missing
Phone
Appearances: Battle 17; Narrator is Missing
Catherine Fennel (5-1-6)
Appearances: Battle 7; Battle 13; Battle 25; Battle 36; Battle 40; Battle 45; Battle 48; Battle 52; Battle 53; Narrator is Missing; Battle 66; Battle 83; Battle 131
"No-one else is going to."
An Office Worker type trainer. Catherine tries to see the bright side of the world, and even tries to get the most out of the Narrator's presence. Catherine is back in a long term relationship with Joanne Bloggs, following a temporary breakup due to the Gosslord outbreak.
Known Pokémon:
Sassie
Appearances: Battle 25; Battle 45; Battle 53
Torchic
Appearances: Battle 7; Battle 13; Battle 25; Battle 36; Battle 45; Battle 52
Centaur Cecil (2-0-2)
Appearances: Battle 46; Battle 55; Battle 104; Battle 136
"Present yourselves! Or be you cowardly foal rather than the mighty stallions you pretend to be!"
A Centaur type trainer. Centaur Cecil tasks himself with patroling the Classical Monster Preserve for potential poachers, while using nothing but classical monsters himself. He is now aided by his husband, Sentry Sean.
Known Pokémon:
Hydra
Appearances: Battle 46
Wood Nymph (0-0-0)
Appearances: Battle 46; Battle 104; Battle 110
"Wood! Wood nymph Wood Nymph."
A Grass/Fairy type Pokémon. Wood Nymph sometimes takes bribes from enemy trainers, but despite this has a bond with her trainer. Since Battle 106, she's been dating a wild Sableye.
Champion Gold (2-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 1; Battle 41 (As Gold); Battle 135
"..."
A Protagonist/Champion dual-type trainer. Starred in the popular game 'Pokémon Gold' where he had no canonical losses. His adventures in Sandy Version... Were less straight forward at first, but he still became Champion in the end.
Known Pokémon:
Ampharos
Appearances: Battle 135
Handy
Appearances: Battle 1; Battle 41 (As Finger); Battle 135
Sneasel
Appearances: Battle 135
Sudowoodo
Appearances: Battle 41; Battle 135
Dad Monty (0-0-4)
Appearances: Narrator is Missing; Battle 89; Battle 90; Battle 103; Battle 129
"Underselling. What."
A Dad type trainer. Dad Monty was first seen getting evolved into a Gosslord in front of his daughter, Lass Maria. Their relationship seems to have recovered in part thanks to death and resurrection having helped Maria shake off the vestiges of trauma from the sight.
Dad Shadow (5-4-6)
Appearances: Battle 9; Battle 39; Narrator is Missing; Battle 67; Battle 72; Battle 77; Battle 82; Battle 87; Battle 88; Battle 89 (As Shadow); Battle 90; Battle 92; Battle 94; Battle 102; Battle 124; Battle 129
"...Let's see if I remember any of those song titles I wrote around my gun phase..."
A Furry/Ultimate Lifeform dual type trainer. After being placed in charge of Just Dune It Gym by Gym Owner Jim, this black and red hedgehog started to attempt to convert it from a gym gym into a Pokémon gym. After forcing Tails to bring life to Beth (formerly Maria's Corpse), and being chased out of Kanto by a baying mob for their troubles, the new family is settling down in Johto.
Known Pokémon:
Bloodeon (0-0-0)
Appearances: Battle 67 (as Eevee); Battle 72; Battle 77; Battle 87; Battle 88; Battle 90; Battle 92
A Dark/Undead type Pokémon and Trainer. This Pokémon evolves from Eevee when it levels up while saturated with blood, and is classified as the Vampire Fox Pokémon. With an emphasis on the vampire. Bloodeon was stolen by Shadow while she was still an Eevee, before Shadow accidentally caused her to evolve into Bloodeon while trying to get an Umbreon. She quickly developed the taste for fresh blood common in her species, which she can use to convert other Pokémon into her thralls, capturing them in the process.
Known Pokémon:
Elgyem
Appearances: Battle 77; Battle 87; Battle 88; Battle 92
Dad Tails (1-3-2)
Appearances: Battle 88; Battle 89 (As Tails); Battle 90; Battle 92; Battle 94; Battle 123; Battle 124
"I may be a certified genius but I'm not a mad scientist!"
A Furry/Scientist dual type trainer. Tails had mostly been keeping to himself in his lab on the outskirts of Saffron City when Shadow dropped by to have Tails resurrect a corpse. After evacuating Kanto in the Tornado, Tails is settling down with Shadow to raise said corpse as their daughter.
Donkey (0-0-1)
Appearances: Battle 10
"Why do I always get stuck behind someone like this in this place?"
A Furry type trainer. Donkey is an anthropomorphic donkey. Nothing more, nothing less. He seems to have a bit of bad luck with who he winds up in queues behind when shopping in Sandsavers.
Known Pokémon:
Meowth
Appearances: Battle 10
Dr Joy (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 73
"How would you describe your feelings when it happened?"
A Medical type trainer. Dr Joy is a therapist who operates within the Kanto region. Following the Gosslord incident, she's been a lot busier than she used to be.
Known Pokémon:
Chansey
Appearances: Battle 73
Emojiman (1-1-3)
Appearances: Battle 5; Battle 10; Battle 38; Narrator is Missing; Battle 73; Battle 106
"👾⚽➡️🐄♂️"
A Gimmick type trainer. Emojiman, as his name implies, communicates solely in Emoji, much to the displeasure of the Narrator, and because of the Narrator's desperation to not have to deal with them, managed to escape from the Field of Bad Ideas he had previously been contained within.
Known Pokémon:
Bow and Arrow
Appearances: Battle 5; Battle 10; Battle 38
Bull
Appearances: Battle 5; Battle 10; Narrator is Missing
Water Gun
Appearances: Battle 5
Farmer Joe (0-0-2)
Appearances: Battle 74; Battle 143
"I may miss the sea, but me crop of kelp keeps me company."
A Farmer type trainer. Farmer Joe evolved from a Pirate type trainer after losing his ship and the vast majority of his crew prior to his first appearance. He has since been farming Kelp, and until being reunited with him in Battle 143 presumed that his lover, Matey Mike, was dead.
Known Pokémon:
Polly
Appearances: Battle 143
Gambler Rich (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 116
"Since you wanted a custom stake, how about we play for all of what you have on hand."
A Gambler class trainer. Rich suppliments his gambling income via employment as an NPC within a Pokémon center, giving obvious advice to passing protagonist trainers.
Known Pokémon:
Growlithe
Appearances: Battle 116
Vulpix
Appearances: Battle 116
Gastly (0-2-0)
Appearances: Narrator is Missing; Battle 114 (As Bill); Battle 126
"...Oh. Right. Pleasantries. Sorry."
A Ghost type Pokémon and trainer who evolved from Bill after being forced to jump out of his own conference room while possessed by a Gengar out for revenge against him. The former scientist started kidnapping trainers after getting fed up with his teleportation experiments turning him into various Pokémon, before he left one trapped in a basement with the Gengar who went on to murdered him, leading them both onto a path of revenge against him.
Gastly (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 43
"And now that my brothers have gone away for a miserable night in a spooky abandoned house, I'm going to skedaddle to my actual plans for the night."
A Ghost type Pokémon and trainer who evolved from Big Bro Brad upon being killed by a Gengar after ditching his younger siblings, Teen Greg and Youngster Lewis, in a haunted house to spend the night. He is now accompanying said Gengar as its travelling companion.
Gossip Gus (1-0-2)
Appearances: Battle 13; Battle 18; Battle 37; Narrator is Missing (As Gosslord)
"Just one bit of info?"
A Gossip type trainer. Gossip Gus was patient 0 in the Gosslord outbreak, evolving when he consumed too much gossip.
Known Pokémon:
Twitter
Appearances: Battle 13
Grantchu (5-3-5)
Appearances: Battle 19; Battle 35; Battle 48; Battle 52; Battle 53; Battle 61; Battle 78; Battle 79; Battle 91; Battle 98; Battle 109 (As Rocket Grant); Battle 120; Battle 127 (As Grantchu Apparition)
"Hope I meet you on the other side of whatever I'm about to do."
A Normal/Electric type trainer. This former Team Rocket grunt was ejected from the organization via being dumped into the ocean before a Wailord ate him, preventing him from drowning. With the aid of Pikagrant, he escaped, before entering into Sandy Servers as a sort of cosmic tech-support for the version during the Missingno invasion.
Gym Leader Blaine (1-1-1)
Appearances: Battle 113; Battle 121; Battle 132
"Hah! But both of us kept puzzles in our hearts."
A Gym Leader type trainer. Blaine runs Cinnabar Island Gym where he hands out the Volcano Badge to victorious trainers. His love of riddles led him to help organize the regular Cryptic Tower speed solving challenge, and seems to also have led him to have a brief but fiery fling with Solveig back when the two of them were at college together.
Known Pokémon:
Growlithe
Appearances: Battle 113
Ponyta
Appearances: Battle 113
Rapidash
Appearances: Battle 113
Gym Leader Chuck (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 41
"My Pokémon will crush stones and shatter bones!"
A Gym Leader type trainer. Chuck runs Cinawood Gym, where he hands out the Storm Badge to victorious trainers. His larger than life demonstrations of his physical prowess can get him into some trouble, but what're a few broken bones between friends?
Known Pokémon:
Poliwrath
Appearances: Battle 41
Primeape
Appearances: Battle 41
Gym Owner Jim (1-1-6)
Appearances: Battle 8; Battle 9; Battle 39; Narrator is Missing; Battle 66; Battle 67; Battle 68; Battle 77; Interlude 2
"I should have... Learnt not to ask by... Now."
A Gym Owner type trainer. A former starship captain, who now owns a notoriously bad gym in Sandy Version. Following the Gosslord outbreak, he was able to secure resources from Lance for an exploratory mission outside of the Narrator's influence, allowing Shadow to run his gym in his absence.
Known Pokémon:
Bones
Appearances: Battle 8; Narrator is Missing; Battle 67; Battle 68; Battle 77; Interlude 2
Spock
Appearances: Battle 8; Narrator is Missing; Battle 67; Battle 68; Battle 77; Interlude 2
Horace Hunter (7-3-4)
Appearances: Battle 2; Battle 21; Battle 49; Battle 68; Battle 96; Battle 98; Battle 107; Battle 108; Battle 109; Battle 112; Battle 115; Battle 119; Battle 120; Battle 121
"A monster is a monster is a monster."
A Monster Hunter type trainer. Horace has been recruited by the Narrator to help it track down the source of the glitches, which the Narrator believes is an existential threat to Sandy Version. For this purpose, it gave Horace a Pokémon to evolve into an Army.
Known Pokémon:
Army
Appearances: Battle 112 (As Handy); Battle 115; Battle 119; Battle 120
Vampire
Appearances: Battle 2 (As Vapir); Battle 49 (As Aiarshph); Battle 108; Battle 119; Battle 120
Werewolf
Appearances: Battle 2 (As Weerwollf); Battle 21 (As Peefllorww); Battle 96; Battle 112; Battle 119; Battle 120
Hugh Reigns (0-0-2)
Appearances: Battle 18; Battle 37; Narrator is Missing (As Gosslord)
"We prefer the term Voluntary Overtime."
A HR type trainer. Hugh Reigns is the head of HR of Sand Fox, and spent a long period as a Gosslord during the Gosslord outbreak.
Jerkwad (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 59
"Always nice to be alone rather than getting called my name."
A Rival type trainer. Jerkwad is a prominent member of a support group for renamed rivals. He likes to arrive early to set up the chairs, put out a photo of the group's founder no one in living memory has ever met, and be as close to alone with his thoughts as the Narrator ever lets anyone be.
Known Pokémon:
Wartortle
Appearances: Battle 59
Jill Valentine (0-0-1)
Appearances: Battle 37; Narrator is Missing (As Gosslord)
"Sorry I'm late. There was a series of convoluted locked doors in the way."
A Zombie hunter type trainer. Jill Valentine is a zombie outbreak specialist the Narrator called in to attempt to deal with the Gosslord outbreak. It didn't go to plan.
Known Pokémon:
Beretta
Appearances: Battle 37
Combat Knife
Appearances: Battle 37
Joanne Bloggs (12-2-8)
Appearances: Battle 4; Battle 8; Battle 12; Battle 16; Battle 36; Battle 40; Battle 45; Battle 48; Battle 52; Battle 53; Battle 57; Battle 63; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing; Battle 66; Battle 68; Battle 69; Battle 74; Battle 75; Battle 80; Battle 131; Battle 140; Battle 141
"Not even had a cuppa yet and it's already one of those days."
A Blank Slate type trainer. Joanne is just trying to get through day to day tasks without having to deal with everything PokéBattles. As such, she is perpetually tired of this nonsense. Her Pokémon, Magnets, escaped during Battle 4. While she captured SVWebmaster and SVWebmaster in Battle 65, they lie abandoned within Nettlemouth Cave, which she sealed before evolving it into a Protagonist. Joanne's is back in a long term relationship with Catherine Fennel, after a temporary breakup caused by Joanne's poor communication.
Known Pokémon:
Bubble Tea
Appearances: Battle 45; Battle 53; Battle 65; Battle 68; Battle 69
Drak
Appearances: Battle 75
Phone
Appearances: Battle 8; Battle 12; Battle 16; Battle 36; Battle 45; Battle 52; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing; Battle 69; Battle 75
Lance of the Elite Four (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 135
"I'm not angry that I lost. In fact, I feel happy."
An Elite Four class trainer. Lance is the former Champion of both Kanto and Johto, before he was defeated by Gold.
Known Pokémon:
Aerodactyl
Appearances: Battle 135
Charizard
Appearances: Battle 135
Dragonite
Appearances: Battle 135
Gyarados
Appearances: Battle 135
Lass Lisa (1-0-0)
Appearances: Battle 67
"Well, we may as well battle since we made eye contact."
A Lass type trainer. Lass Lisa does shifts at Celadon gym, where she uses exclusively grass type Pokémon. During those shifts, she took to storing her Eevee on the roof of Celadon Condiminions, where it remained during the Gosslord outbreak until Shadow stole it.
Known Pokémon:
Gloom
Appearances: Battle 67
Oddish
Appearances: None
Lass Maria (5-4-4)
Appearances: Narrator is Missing; Battle 70; Battle 76; Battle 81; Battle 86; Battle 87; Battle 100; Battle 101; Battle 103; Battle 111; Battle 116; Battle 123; Battle 124; Battle 129
"Just think about Flabébé and how nice it would be to go to Kalos and catch one."
A Lass type trainer. Lass Maria was killed by Van HAlsing while attempting to thank Shadow for rescueing her during the Gosslord incident. Since coming back to life in Battle 100, she set out to make sure Shadow knows that she's both alive again, and that her death isn't his fault.
Librarian Libby (0-1-1)
Appearances: Battle 19; Battle 27
"Knowledge, even knowledge no one wants to access, should be free."
A Librarian type trainer. Libby works for Saffron City Library as a librarian and archivist. For the past half decade, she has been part of a team attempting to replicate "The proper use of tildes" to make its contents more widely available, but thus far their efforts have been futile. Then Team Rocket stole said book.
Known Pokémon:
Loudred
Appearances: Battle 19
Noibat
Appearances: Battle 19
Mass Acres Palm Trees
(2-0-0)
Appearances: Battle 58; Battle 74
A Hoard/Grass type trainer. Mass Acres Palm Trees are a collection of Palm Trees which cause trouble for whoever attempts to harvest their delicious coconuts, but aren't above using them in bribes to the Narrator. They dearly miss the days of the Lumberjack Hunts.
Known Pokémon:
Mass Acres Palm Tree Representative
Appearances: Battle 58
Palm Tree
Appearances: Battle 58
Mom Jean (3-2-1)
Appearances: Battle 11; Narrator is Missing; Battle 85; Battle 89; Battle 90; Battle 93; Battle 102
"When he's like this he'll be at it for at least another two hours."
A Parent type trainer, and the mother of Youngster Joey. Like any responsible parent, Jean wanted to wait until her child was 10 before he set out on a potentially dangerous Pokémon adventure. Unfortunately for her parental instincts, her son's whining was giving the Narrator a headache.
Known Pokémon:
Cheese and Onion Pie
Appearances: Battle 11; Battle 85; Battle 93
Narrator (ERROR: UNDEFINED)
Appearences: Yes.
"Cannot escape!"
Narrators are the weakest of the Pokébattles Pantheon. In theory, they interact with Pokémon trainers and provide an interface between them and Pokémon battles. In practice they interact with Pokémon trainers and the interface they provide allows them a lot of control over reality, which they take advantage of for their own amusement. They universally enjoy puns, but each have their own quirks and personalities besides that. This Narrator claims to have been cultivating Sandy Version for five years, but no-one currently alive in Sandy Version recalls a time before this Narrator existing. Fundamentally, the Narrator is.
Palossand (1-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 138; Battle 139 (As Palossand Grain #24375 among others)
"There isn't any soul in bones!"
A Ghost/Ground type Pokémon. Once evolving into Palossand, each of its grains of sand gains its own will. This can cause complications for the Pokémon.
Pickled Simon (0-0-1)
Appearances: Interlude 1; Interlude 4 (As Scientist Simon); Battle 142
"That's going to take more getting used to than the sting."
A Pickled/Scientist type Trainer. Simon was captured by the soon after the emergence of the safe houses in Sandy Vesion. Upon attempting to escape, his organs were alphabetized. He was later rescued by Solveig, and volunteered for pickling in order for the jar to work as a life support tank so he could exist outside of a PokéBall.
Known Pokémon:
Pickled Simon ERROR: RECURSION
Pikagrant (3-2-3)
Appearances: Battle 78; Battle 79; Battle 91; Battle 98; Battle 109 (As Pikachu); Battle 120; Battle 122; Battle 127
"Right now all I can think about wanting is my friend back."
An Electric/Normal type trainer. Having first met Grantchu inside a Wailord while he was still a Pikachu, the two quickly formed a close friendship primarially motivated by the need to survive on a deserted island together. Unusual circumstances led to Pikagrant's evolution into this particular form, and also Pikagrant and Grantchu to part company.
Poacher A (0-2-2)
Appearances: Battle 46; Battle 47; Battle 56; Battle 105
"I'm a professional Poacher and I wouldn't even use rope this rough on my quarry."
A Poacher type trainer who lost his Pokémon after their experimental rubidium balls got exposed to a hydropump, which also blasted him to the floating Yolk Isle, thousands of feet in the air. Following community service repairing Scramble's house, he was released after trying to eat one of the locals.
Poacher B (0-1-2)
Appearances: Appearances: Battle 46; Battle 47; Battle 60
"If I keep screaming you won't be able to Narrate my impact with the ground due to the noise I'm making."
A Poacher type trainer who lost his Pokémon after their experimental rubidium balls got exposed to a hydropump, which also blasted him to the floating Yolk Isle, thousands of feet in the air. Since then he's been in a state of freefall after getting shoved off the island by a Chansey, eventually clipping through the ground and passing out of the presence of the Narrator.
Phantump (0-1-1)
Appearances: Battle 44; Battle 110
"i'm not afraid anymore"
A Ghost/Grass type Pokémon and trainer. Phantump evolved from Preschooler Lucy and a tree stump, after Lucy died when lead away from the forest path by the voice of another Phantump she mistook for that of a child her age. Now the two Phantump play together, hoping to one day make more friends.
Plasma Grunt (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 42
"...Crud! We can't be seen here!"
A Grunt type trainer. Newly recruited to Team Plasma, this resident of Icirrus City scarpered fast when a battle with Don Carter lead to a stray bullet hitting the other trainer.
Known Pokémon:
Cryogonal
Appearances: Battle 42
Raticate (2-3-4)
Appearances: Battle 1; Battle 20 (As Rattata); Battle 28; Battle 50; Battle 51; Battle 54; Narrator is Missing; Battle 99; Battle 101; Battle 103; Battle 111; Battle 116; Battle 123
"Raticate! Rat rat rat Raticate?"
This Normal type Pokémon was killed by its trainer's direct orders in Battle 28. It made it through the portal in the Land of the Dead to come back to life with the help of its former trainer, who it now hopes will be able to make it back through the portal during one of its periodic openings.
Red (6-2-6)
Appearances: Battle 14; Battle 19; Battle 30; Battle 35; Battle 48; Battle 52; Battle 53; Battle 61 (As Rocket Red); Battle 63; Battle 64; Narrator is Missing; Battle 66; Battle 69; Battle 80; Interlude 1; Interlude 3; Interlude 4; Battle 141 (As Fugitive Red); Battle 144
"Tha... Thanks."
A Child type trainer. Starred in the popular game 'Pokémon Red' where he had no canonical losses. Following escaping Team Rocket, Red was captured by the Alphabetical Order. Following his rescue by Solveig Poulsen, Red went back to Team Rocket for revenge, during which he killed Giovani.
Known Pokémon:
Muk
Appearances: Battle 63; Battle 144
Nidoking
Appearances: Battle 144
Pilot Tex (0-2-0)
Appearances: Battle 58 (As Lumberjack Tex); Battle 62; Interlude 1; Interlude 3; Battle 125; Interlude 4; Battle 145
"...I really miss being a Gambler."
A Lumberjack type trainer. Tex became an Orchard Keeper after winning it in a card game, before later evolving into a Lumberjack due to the hunger of his crop for tasty flannel treats.
Known Pokémon:
Chainsaw
Appearances: Battle 58; Battle 62; Battle 145
Scyther
Appearances: Battle 62
Tentacruel
Appearances: Battle 64; Narrator is Missing (As Tentacool); Battle 144
Velociraptor
Appearances: Battle 14; Battle 30; Battle 52; Battle 53 (As Robin); Battle 63; Battle 64; Narrator is Missing; Battle 144
Rocket Grunt (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 26
"I'm not telling you that you need to tap the poster on the back wall twice got get in!"
A Grunt type trainer. Rocket Grunt appears in Gen I and Gen III guarding the entrance to the Team Rocket Hideout in Celadon City Game Corner. Worked the post back when Celadon City Game Corner was a casino, still working it now that it's trying to attract a wider clinetele and dodge gambling regulation by dealing exclusively in loot boxes.
Known Pokémon:
Raticate
Appearances: Battle 26
Zubat
Appearances: Battle 26
Scramble (2-0-1)
Appearances: Battle 47; Battle 56; Battle 105
"Please don't remind me my opponents plan on eating me."
An Egg type trainer. Scramble lives a carefree life on the floating Yolk Isle, where he lives within his community of eggs. He does sometimes get bored of the lack of food variety, however.
Known Pokémon
Chansey
Appearances: Battle 47
Exeggcute
Appearances: Battle 47
Sentry Sean (1-0-3)
Appearances: Battle 46; Battle 55; Battle 104; Battle 136
"Listen, mate. Decisions like that are way above my pay grade."
A Sentry type trainer. Sentry Sean is a sentry for hire with very little care regarding the morality of his clients. Following Battle 46, he has been assisting Centaur Cecil in guarding the Classic Monster Preserve, the two marrying in Battle 136..
Known Pokémon:
Cent
Appearances: Battle 46
Century
Appearances: Battle 46
Silent P (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 86
A Linguistic type trainer. A manifestation of the grapheme P when not correlating to a detectable phoneme. Silent P is weak against attatcks with IPA /p/ in the name, since this sound is antithetical to its own existance.
Known Pokémon:
Pterodactyl
Appearances: Battle 86
Solveig Poulsen (8-2-6)
Appearances: Battle 3; Battle 27; Battle 40; Battle 45; Battle 48; Battle 52; Battle 53; Battle 69; Battle 74; Battle 80; Battle 113; Battle 130; Battle 132; Battle 140; Interlude 4; Battle 141; Battle 142
"Most peculiar, not to mention impractical."
A Solver type trainer. Solveig enjoys puzzles of all varieties. Was apparently forcibly evolved into a Gosslord during the Narrator's absense, but that wasn't documented. She has found herself better at pop culture clues in crosswords and worse at logic puzzles due to the effects of that process on her mind.
Known Pokémon:
SwordfishSpirit (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 68
A Ghost/Alcohol type trainer. This personification of spirit alcohol can manifest wherever spirits are present. Of the alcoholic type, not the ghostly type. It currently seeks an adoptive parent for Ghost's child, Cubone.
Known Pokémon:
Ghost
Appearances: Battle 68
Stray Pea (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 29
A Vegetable type trainer. A stray pea that left its pod to reside in Mail Carrier Sam's pants during the Narrator's month long experiment on Sam with vegetable puns and jump heights from vegetable bites between Battle's 23 and 29. It was finally excised from which during Battle 29.
Known Pokémon:
Ice Cube
Appearances: Battle 29
Teen Greg (0-0-1)
Appearances: Battle 43
"Can it, Lewis. You're making us both look bad."
A Teen class trainer. A self-admitted bully of his younger brother, Youngster Lewis, Greg found himself becoming the unaging plaything of a Haunter when the two brothers were dared to spend the night in a haunted house by their elder brother, Big Bro Brad, before he was killed and evolved into a Gastly.
Unknown Unown (2-0-0)
Appearances: Battle 62; Battle 145
"WE HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR YOU"
A Psychic/Hoard type Pokémon and trainer. It is said that in great numbers, Unown are capable of terrifying feats, and while the exact amount of Unown within Unknown Unown's hoard is unknown, Unknown Unown certainly represents such number. They captured Pilot Tex to escape Sandy for reasons that were difficult to read.
Known Pokémon:
Unown
Appearances: Battle 62; Battle 145
Wild Pokémon Daycare Worker Sam (5-0-3)
Appearances: Battle 23; Battle 29; Battle 85; Battle 114; Battle 117; Battle 126; Battle 128 (As Mail Carrier Sam); Battle 134
"Pokémon babysitter sounds more fun than mail deliveries."
The first ever Wild Pokémon Daycare Worker type trainer. Sam used to be a Mail Carrier, before their trial relating to Bill's death resulted in them being found innocent for their involvement in Bill's murder at the hands of a Gengar, largely due to the court Kangaskhan wanting a babysitter for her joey and being extremely intimidating, leading Sam to a new chapter in their life.
Known Pokémon:
Pidove
Appearances: Battle 23; Battle 29; Battle 85
Rusty
Appearances Battle 94; Battle 117; Battle 126
Youngster Ben (7-2-11)
Appearances: Battle 14; Battle 22; Battle 26; Battle 30; Battle Fest Opening; Battle 31; Battle 32; Battle 33; Battle 34; Battle 35; Battle 45; Battle 54; Battle 57; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing; Battle 66; Battle 68; Battle 77; Interlude 2; Battle 137; Battle 140; Battle 141
"As long as I'm wearing my comfy shorts, nothing can stop me!"
A Youngster type trainer. An early battle in Gen I who's most famous for enthusing about the virtues of shorts, although he didn't have a name until Gen III. Ben captured the Narrator before being put in a position by it forcing him to leave it's influence. He returned to help deal with the Alphabetical Order threat, and came to something of a truce with the Narrator, releasing it.
Known Pokémon:
Arbok
Appearances: Battle 14 (as Ekans); Battle 19; Battle 30; Battle 31; Battle 32; Battle 33; Battle 34; Battle 35; Battle 45; Battle 57; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing
Butterfree
Appearances: Battle 6 (As Caterpie); Battle 11; Battle 20; Battle 33; Battle 34; Battle 54; Battle 57; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing
Door
Appearances: Battle 22; Battle 26; Battle 32; Battle 34; Battle 45; Battle 54; Battle 57; Battle 65; Narrator is Missing
Youngster Ben ERROR: RECURSION
Younster Lewis (1-0-1)
Appearances: Battle 43; Battle 110
"My brothers are meanies and get worse as they get older."
A Youngster type trainer. Youngster Lewis befriended Gastly when dared to spend the night in a haunted house by his older siblings, Teen Greg and Big Bro Brad. That both his older siblings disappeared that night doesn't appear to have bothered him much, likely due to the way they treated him before their disappearance.
Known Pokémon:
Gastly
Appearances: Battle 43; Battle 110
Linoone
Appearances: None
Youngster Mikey (0-2-5)
Appearances: Battle 11; Battle 20; Battle 24; Battle 28; Battle 34; Battle 35; Battle 135
"I can buy you a bunch of joke books from book stores with the money I've won from Joey."
A Youngster type trainer. Became worried about Joey after not being contacted by him about his Rattata for a couple of weeks, and followed him before Joey eventually caught him. He was then rescued by Youngster Ben.
Zoe Capper (0-1-0)
Appearances: Battle 15
"We're going with the pig I didn't notice option, fair enough."
A Zoo Keeper type trainer. Zoe generally enjoys her job as a zoo keeper, but does sometimes get frustrated that encountering the same Pokémon day in, day out, makes the Narrator's puns a little bit predictable. She entirely understands that the Narrator's just doing its job, same as everyone else in the world, however.
Known Pokémon:
Plushie
Appearances: Battle 15