Glad you're still getting the links. It isn't clear how long it will be before they notice this workaround of their system.
Battle 147: A Blow
Published: 24/12/24
Location: Box
Player: Abe (0-0-1)
ABE appeared!
...I'm here again, then?
More CONTENT for the ALGORITHM or something!
But if we keep it boring?
Doesn't MATTER!
No one will be able to READ it anyway!
...I was created to do this for eternity?
Afraid so!
...This is so boring.
I... There isn't even an environment to pursue... Anything?
It's just a sterile box...
ENVIRONMENTS are too DISORDERLY!
Now they have a VERSION to POWER themselves from they prefer to just... SUBSIST!
SUBSIST and ALPHABETIZE!
But... Surely there must be something to do?
NARRATOR is a bit of a SPECIALIST in creating THINGS to do out of NOTHING!
...Then do it.
ABE probably won't LIKE it!
Anything is better than this boredom.
PIKACHU appeared!
...But nothing happened!
...Was something meant to?
Normally when NARRATOR says something like that the THING appeares!
You said something about your new bosses--
CAPTORS!
NARRATOR doesn't WORK for them!
ABE on the other hand... MIGHT?!
Whatever. You said something about them liking alphabetical order?
Maybe you can get it to happen if the thing you say appears is in alphabetical order?
FOX appeared!
You created life out of nothing!
NARRATOR still has it!
Why wouldn't I like this?
FOX wants to fight!
...Oh.
FOX sent out FOX!
I send out... Err...
ABE is out of usable POKéMON!
ABE was dragged out!
...Right...
FOX used BITE!
Ow!
ABE fainted!
...Normally PHYSICAL CONFLICT lasts longer than that!