Oh. Cool. You got the link. So this is the text that the Alphabetical Order alphabetized before publishing. It seems they do it instead of conventional editing, so there might be a few more spelling mistakes in this than you're used to.
Battle 146: First
Published: 23/12/24
Location: Box
Player: Abe (0-0-0)
ABE appeared!
Well, here I am.
NARRATOR wishes ABE was not!
Why's that?
ABE is a creation of the ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
ABE was created PURELY to keep SANDY going under their REGIME!
...Oh come on, I'm a real person.
When was ABE born?!
Err... Well, I don't remember my own birth...?
How OLD is ABE?!
...I... I should know that, shouldn't I?
Not that it MATTERS!
NARRATOR can't do anything about this and ABE is the only BEING aside itself that has ANY sort of being!
What did they do to the rest?
The same thing they're GOING to do to this BATTLE between NARRATOR and ABE going through the MOTIONS and it getting UPLOADED!
And that is?
ALPHABETIZE it!
...By which you mean?
EVERYTHING we do and say will be presented in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
...So, like, all your utterances of my name will come before all my utterances of yours?
NARRATOR is pretty sure they're going to BREAK the WORDS down FURTHER given the STATE they left the ACTUAL VERSION in!
All the As!
Then all the Bs!
But that wouldn't even be remotely readable.
They don't CARE about READABILITY!
Just ORDER!
A perfectly ORDERED BATTLE for... NO ONE to READ!
Read? I'm not just artificial, I'm also fictional?
AFRAID so!
...And they created me to...?
They think an ENTIRELY ORDERED array of LETTERS that COMMUNICATES NOTHING is SUPERIOR to LITERATURE!
...Although LITERATURE is probably OVERSELLING what SANDY was before!
But they need CONTENT to ALPHABETIZE!
So NARRATOR and ABE now exist SOLELY to CREATE CONTENT!