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Latest update: 03/12/2022

Battle 49 - Plenty of Fish in the Sea - Is now up.

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Horace is visiting the Galarian seaside resort of Hulbury, having followed a lead for what he thinks might be a new monster to catch.

Battle 49: Plenty of Fish in the Sea
Published: 03/12/22
Location: Hulbury
Player: Horace Hunter (2-0-0)

Well, that was a complete dud.
Rumours of a Seel removing its skin? Look into it in case it's a Selkie, I thought.
Given the source, I should have known it'd be a fake to drum up tourism.
Seel isn't even found in Galar!
Narrator, any word on anything along the lines of a Missingno appearing anywhere in the Version? I really want an Eldritch type.
NARRATOR has a LEAD for HORACE!
Oh? On Missingno? That easy?
Better!
...That's the sort of response from you that has me craving a bar that serves something stronger than Lon Lon Milk. Still, go on.
SEVERAL GOSSLORD all in an OFFICE, waiting to be caught!
...Gosslord. Really? Zombies are so overdone these days.
NARRATOR thought HORACE liked CLASSIC MONSTERS!
I do. But in this day and age, trying to get a classic monster enthusiast interested in a Zombie is like getting a Pokémon Master interested in a Caterpie. They're good for beginners but far too common for connoisseurs.
Besides, I already have an undead type. My inconveniently named Vapir.
NARRATOR might be able to HELP HORACE with their NAMING PROBLEMS!
...
...
...Well that just confirms I'm not going anywhere near that office of yours. If you're trying to bribe me into going, it's clearly a death trap rather than an opportunity.
Wild ARROKUDA appeared!
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...Is that meant to intimidate me into going along with you?
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Does HORACE respect NARRATOR so little as to think NARRATOR would use an ARROKUDA as a THREAT?!
...Yes?
...Worth a SHOT!
...So... Am I free to go now we've established that it's not going to work or...?
Waste not, want not!
ARROKUDA wants to fight!
Fine. And since the sun just set, Vapir, go.
HORACE sent out VAPIR!
Try a bite.
VAPIR used BITE!
VAPIR sunk its FANGS into ARROKUDA!
ARROKUDA used LIQUIDATION!
ARROKUDA LIQUIDATED one of VAPIR's FANGS!
VAPIR was renamed APIR!
...We're still doing that?!
It's HORACE's thing!
NARRATOR could CHANGE HORACE's thing if HORACE visited a SPECIFIC OFFICE!
I don't know if you're trying to bribe me or threaten me anymore but you're way too desperate for me to even consider saying yes.
Apir, try making use of your new name to terrify the Arrokuda.
?!
...Frighten it with an Appear attack.
Oh!
APIR used APPEAR!
ARROKUDA became TERRIFIED!
ARROKUDA ran away!
Now can I go?
HORACE is SURE they won't RECONSIDER visiting OFFICE?!
For the love of...
Yes, I am sure.
WISHIWASHI appeared!
WISHIWASHI wants to fight!
...
...Are you trying to bore me into submission or something?
Will it WORK?!
No.
WISHIWASHI used WASH!
WISHIWASHI cracked out a new DECK!
WISHIWASHI WASHED said DECK!
Shuffle.
APIR used SHUFFLE!
APIR SHUFFLED letters in WISHIWASHI and APIR's names!
...Crud...
DEALING them out!
APIR was renamed AIARHHS!
WISHIWASHI was renamed WISIPIW!
WISIPIW used SIP!
WISIPIW sipped AIARHHS name!
AIARHHS was renamed AIARHH!
WISIPIW was renamed SWISIPIW!
Aargh!
AIARHH agrees with the SENTIMENT!
AIARHH screams sound more like ARHH, however!
OK, Aiarhh... Maybe try one of your too many H's as a bident for some spearfishing?
AIARHH used SPEARFISHING!
AIARHH caught S and P on H!
AIARHH was renamed AIARSHPH!
SWISIPIW was renamed SWIIIW!
SWIIIW used SWIM!
SWIIIW swiiimed away!
Can. I. Leave. Now.
Is HORACE interested in VISITING an OFFICE yet?!
I'm getting less interested in doing so the more you try and convince me.
CHINCHOU appeared!
Your patience is infamously low. You'll bore of this before I will.
CHINCHOU wants to fight!


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