PokéBattles: Sandy Version

Last time, Palossand consumed Kaleb after having him help it gather enough sand to evolve into Palossand. However... Each of Palossand's grains of sand has its own will.

Battle 139: Sands Divided
Published: 02/11/24
Location: Hano Beach
Player: Palossand Grain #24375 (1-0-0)

Come on! It's my turn with the lifeless remains of the kid!
GRAIN #24375 wants to EAT!
Exactly!
And don't give me a toenail this time. Give me something tastier!
KNUCKLE BONE came into PROXIMITY of GRAIN #24375!
Aw, come on!
There isn't any soul in bones!
PALOSSAND thinks most of KALEB's remains are DRIED BONES!
I didn't get any of the good stuff!
GRAIN #24376 through #24385 think GRAIN #24375 is being WHINY!
GRAIN #24367 through #24373 agree with GRAIN #24376 through #24385!
GRAIN #24374 takes #24375's side!
I knew I could count on you, Fourey
GRAIN #24374 hates the nickname FOUREY!
Aw, are you mad about it?
GRAIN #24374 is FURIOUS about it!
Should have seen that one coming.
GRAIN #24374 wants to fight!
But we're part of the same Pokémon!
GRAIN #24374 sent out GRAIN #24374!
Fine. Myself, go.
GRAIN #2475 sent out GRAIN #24375!
Bone block.
GRAIN #24375 used BONE BLOCK!
GRAIN #24375 defended itself with KNUCKLE BONE!
GRAIN #24374 used TACKLE!
...Needless to say, it was not very effective!
In your face Fourey!
GRAIN #24374 used FURY CUTTER!
GRAIN #24375 was hit with MUCH FURY!
Sand attack!
GRAIN #24375 used SAND ATTACK!
SAND just attacked SAND with SAND!
ADJACENT GRAINS of SAND were dragged into the CONFLICT!
Hey, foureyes. Looks like you getting mad at me started a riot!
GRAIN #24374 thinks GRAIN 24375 is more RESPONSIBLE for this than it is!
Does it matter? This is the most entertaining thing to happen to us since we forced that kid to gather enough sand to get us to evolve and then ate him when he collapsed from exhaustion!
Which was, like, a week ago, but still!
GRAIN #24374 asks to SHARE KNUCKLE BONE!
You can have it. Bit calcium rich for my tastes.
GRAIN #24375 gave GRAIN #24374 KNUCKLE BONE!
GRAIN #24374 used SUCKER PUNCH!
GRAIN #24374 hit GRAIN #24375 with KNUCKLE BONE!
GRAIN #24375 fainted!
INFIGHTING among GRAINS continues to SPREAD!
PALOSSAND is losing GROUP COHESION!
PALOSSAND fainted!
...NARRATOR hates NARRATING PALOSSAND!